Chris Gilmer: Zombie Screams
Once upon a time, there was a group of very intelligent scientists. Using all their scientific skills, they refined some very rare metals from the Earth and made from the metals a lamp of magical powers. As I said, these were very intelligent men and they knew when they were fashioning the lamp that it would have within it a genie of stupendous power, so when they rubbed it, just like Alladin, and the genie appeared, they weren't surprised. Impressed, yes. Even a little scared. The genie was big and glowed a faint red and towered over them. continued